Cerious news:
5/15/2005
And we thought you didn't love us! We thought we weren't getting any response from our Contact link on our Web site but we were wrong. It turns out that the mailbox was full of enquires from you but the automatic forwarding was not configured properly. Today we retrieved mail from as far back as October of last year.

We'd like to ensure that all of your requests will be personally answered by Robert as quickly as he can go through them. We certainly are embarrassed and apologize for this oversight. We hope you understand.

You may be interested to know that we've taken the Web Master to the dungeon and given him 40 lashes with a double strand of ceramic composite speaker cable. He was still in pain but his screams were focused, uncolored and transparent.

Sincerely,

The Cerious Staff